New John Connolly book, oh my God, the awesomeness! If you have not read it, you must do so at once or risk being eaten by sharks. Vampire sharks. Vampire zombie sharks. Wearing hats ( Read more... )

Oh, I almost forgot! Is there a secret rule somewhere that says that to be a good policeman/private detective/person who finds out stuff about people that people don't want people to know about, you have to have a drinking problem? I'm not talking about Ye Olde Detectives, obviously, but modern ones always seem to have a problem with alcohol. Jimmy ( Read more... )

You know, I think John Connolly is some new kind of human where instead of being made from water and carbon, he is made from Pure Charmingness. Because, glee! He did booksigning here on Tuesday and I went and he was so charming and he remembered my name and signed my book and he was talking about... well, I don't really remember what he was talking ( Read more... )

God! Today was a stupid day. The bus was late and the entire system crashed at work and we ended up having to write out everything by hand, and my God, what part of "the system is down" gives people problems? I can't look you up on the fucking computer because. It. Is. Down. It's not my fault you're too fucking retarded to know the name of the ( Read more... )

Squee! New John Connolly book out on 7th September! Extensive tour dates to coincide with the release date! Yet more opportunities for Froodle to make an idiot of herself in front of an attractive man!

Oh man, seriously, Francis Wolcott is such a complete dude. "Do you think this hat makes my head look big?" Hahah! If I ever become a mad geologist ( Read more... )

It's here, it's here, it's fucking here! Six days after Play emailed me to let me know it had been dispatched, I now hold in my hands the deliciously molesterable Rollo Weeks a copy of the Thief Lord movie. YES! Hot underage boylove is mine in both fullscreen and widescreen formats. Sadly, the deleted scenes failed to include a Scipio/Prosper ( Read more... )

I swear to God, Dirk Benedict is the world's bounciest human being. It's like his feet are made from tiny trampolines. I still don't think he could take Katee Sackhoff in a fight, though ( Read more... )

Girly squee! John Connolly will be back in Leeds on March 8 for some kind of "event" in Ottokars. Said "event" had better involve him signing my books and possibly me taking along an interpreter in case I get overwhelmed by fangirlish glee and forget my own name. And yes, that actually has happened to be, although not in front of John Connolly who ( Read more... )

Oh my God, they're making a Thief Lord movie. Or rather, they've already made it and it's coming to DVD on 14 March. Scip's mask looks brilliant and Bo is exactly how I imagined him in the book ( Read more... )

Ah, such an easily-led Froodle am I...

Fun is most important in your life.

Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.


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